... Dio recounts an Trade involving Elagabalus and the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to present him the equivalent of a lady's vagina through a surg